Showing posts with label writing faces. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writing faces. Show all posts

Monday, July 12, 2010

The faces of writing

Let's set up a scenario.

You're at a party. But not a wild party where people are doing keg stands and beating each other up with staves made of beer cans people making out on the sofa. More like one of those awkward coworker/step family/in-laws parties that make talking to a doorknob sound like a better night.


(Something like this)

So in a brief moment of mingling with others, the question is asked.

"So, what do you do in your spare time?"

Awkward situation more awkward. It's not awkward because of you, but because you know the moment you say that you're a young adult writer, their face turns from this :) to this : /

Why exactly? No one knows. It's a mystery.

It's also frustrating.

The stats on the young adult genre has shot up over 80% in the last two years. That's something to be proud to be a part of. Yet there are always those people that look at you like you've grown a third arm out of your stomach. Polite smile, averted eyes. End of convo and mingling leads to another person who does the same thing.

So naturally, I prefer to make my blog posts flooded with humorous pictures AND writerly knowledge.

With lolcats.

4 Faces From People When Telling Them You're A Writer

1.) The blank stare



















No caption needed to explain this one.

2) The serious face

This is the most awkward of all as those piercing eyes stare into your soul, questioning your career decisions, and ready to leap into lecture mode.

Why didn't I go into business again, you ask? Uhh, I can't remember now over how small I'm feeling.

3) A genuine smile


These, for my personally, are rare. Not a lot of people are actually interested in hearing about anything past 'Young Adult Genre,' which is just plain sad. But there are the few that are respectful and attentive, actually interested in your story.

4) The laughing until they realize you're serious face















Worst. Face. Ever.

Nows the part where I ask readers if this has ever happened to them. What was the worst? Do you get it often or do most people seem to accept it easily?